A true horse lover knows that it’s never just a phase. If you’re reading this, you are probably in it for the long haul. You can’t quit now! So heels down, eyes up, (probably add leg), and gallop into your future with Horseoscopes.

Despite the hay in your hair and mud on your boots, horses teach you that true love is unconditional and comes with a mane. And vet bills. And hours at the barn. And an unquenchable thirst for caffeine. And the need to shower your horse with new shoes, treats, wardrobe updates, and that grooming product for gray horses they swear will remove the green stains.

Looking for a way to interrupt those scary moments when you contemplate what you would do with your time if you did not have horses? Select your sign to read your Horseoscope and treat yourself to something new for a change (we promise we will not tell your horse).

Full Disclaimer: We are not astrologists, but we are horse people. Horseoscopes is intended to deliver an extension of the joy felt around horses and an opportunity to reflect on the bond that unifies us with such ethereal creatures. The Horseoscopes are not written for your horse, they are written for your experience with horses to honor two worlds coexsiting amongst the stars.