Pisces

Your Horseoscope: This month finds you in a reflective and intuitive mood, Pisces. This month, you may find solace in creative pursuits by crafting new nameplates for all the horses in the barn. Glitter, leaves, paint - the choice is yours. Its not a bad time to get started on crafting all the wreaths for the barn for December since it will take you six weeks minimum to get them just right! If you're in a relationship, deepen your emotional connection with your partner. Do this by avoiding washing your horse's blankets in the wash. You will find that taking them to a laundromat (where that owner can hate you) will be the best thing that happens in your relationship. You will find that this small gesture will strengthen your relationship more than quality time. For single Pisces, love may emerge in the most unexpected places, perhaps while you are doing the walk of shame home after your horse leaves you in the dirt 2 miles from the farm. Please do not get kidnapped. Financially, this month asks that you stop trying to buy horses as investments. You will keep them all and they will never provide you a dime. Instead, you will spend all extra income on bodywork, PEMF treatments, etc. while it's been over 2 years since you last went to a doctor. If you insist on making a purchase, do not call it an investment. You are not fooling anyone!